Mélomane by nature. A 20-something businesswoman, nerd, and ambigamist in love with friends, wine, food, traveling, birds, words, a boy, and everything in between.

Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

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hey, Subway marketing department.

Don’t send a team of 20-somethings dressed in swanky clothing into a marketing firm’s office and expect us to get excited because they’re yapping, “It’s Jared’s birthday!! And we just opened a new store nearby! Sign up for free food for a year! You guys like free food, right?!”

We will judge. We will look up his real birthday and discover it’s in December, not April. You will get blank stares.

Does this look like a college campus to you?