Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
All original content by me is licensed under the CC BY-NC 3.0 License
The Minutiae of an Airline Merger
Before the merger, Delta used to cut its limes in 10 slices while Northwest cut them 16 ways. The lime debate was even mentioned at a meeting attended by Mr. Anderson, the chief executive, who was told it saved Northwest about $500,000 a year. In the end, Delta stuck with its 10 slices. But the airline also realized that it had been loading more limes on its flights than it needed. So it is now carrying fewer limes.
…This about sums it up.
hey, Subway marketing department.
Don’t send a team of 20-somethings dressed in swanky clothing into a marketing firm’s office and expect us to get excited because they’re yapping, “It’s Jared’s birthday!! And we just opened a new store nearby! Sign up for free food for a year! You guys like free food, right?!”
We will judge. We will look up his real birthday and discover it’s in December, not April. You will get blank stares.
Does this look like a college campus to you?
Twister”? “Whisper”? …What was that thing with the thoughts, again?
My dad, Re: Twitter.
pro tip.
If you can’t comfortably roll your suitcase through the aisle of the plane, chances are, it’s not going to fit in the overhead. This is when you should realize you should have CHECKED YOUR OVERSIZED LUGGAGE.
