dinner with a non-foodie/the importance of the capitalization of proper nouns.
Ben:Opentable says 9:30 - that okay?
Midori:Omg that's late. Do you want to try calling them again and see if you can get an earlier spot?
Midori:There's also ten tables - it's Boston's "best affordable romantic restaurant", apparently? But if you're sold on the burger, I won't try and change that.
Ben:Haha you think that would be offputting to me? A little simple "romantic" restaurant?
Midori:?
Ben:We went to Haru last week, I've had my mass market glitz/glam fix.
Midori:I agree.
Ben:So why would telling me that it's little and romantic make me not want to go?
Midori:No, I didn't think that...? I thought that it not having a burger would.
Ben:But it has a burger, the best burger, no?
Midori:Yes, Radius does. So I thought since Ten Tables doesn't, you wouldn't want to go
Ben:Oh oh oh. "ten tables" is a restaurant - I thought Radius only had ten tables in it or something.
Midori:LOL no. Hahaha. Aw, cutie.
Ben:What!
Midori:HAHAHA. I see what happened.
Ben:"There's also ten tables"
Ben:To a non-foodie that sounds like, "The room contains only ten tables"