Midori, sans liqueur.

Walked into my bathroom to find it flooded, managed to a) find the leaking pipe, b) clean up the huge puddle of water, c) find the nozzle to stop water to my apartment, and d) tell the apartment owners in detail [in French] about my plumbing ordeal.

It’s been such a shitshow two hours, but I’m really proud of myself, haaa :)